"I Fly Around The World And Blow Stuff Up!": A New Anthem for the USAF

To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes".

CHORUS:
Oh, I fly around the world and blow stuff up,
Firing missiles, fragging pisspiles as I go,
I meet interestin' people then I go blow up their steeple,
I'm sure glad I joined the ol' US Air Force!

I can blow stuff up from orbit if I want,
Laser-guided radar-sighted airforce junk,
but all that damn precision ends up makin' an incision,
straight in to the guys we're meant t' lib-er-ate!

CHORUS

We fight ter'rism an' bring dem-o-crac-y,
with F-fifteens an' US Ranger teams,
and with US corporations always their to help these nations,
there's always quite a profit to be seen!

CHORUS

Oh, with Shock'n'Awe we'll liberate these folks,
Yes, with Regime Change in Firin' Range we will,
Drop the Mother of All Bombs in alliance with the Poms,
then they'll all be smiles an' happiness an' free!

CHORUS

Yes, we've fought the bastards in Iraq an' won,
Least' that's what our prezzie always seem to say,
But I tell you it's not pretty stayin' in this Baghdad city,
'coz we seem to have some new bastards right here!

CHORUS


Note: I have the utmost repsect for the men and women of the USAF. I just have little respect for their leaders.