Cthulhu Tract

Jack Chick Does Cthulhu

Jack Chick is the extremely intolerant Religous Right figure who created Tracts.

Among his ideas:
-Catholicism is not a Christian Church.
-Islam was created by the Catholic Church.
-D&D teaches you how to cast magic spells.... Really? Why can't I cast Everado's Everlasting Embers? It's not fair!
-Fantasy and Science Fiction are evil.

Well, I'll be gosh-darned! He's also a pocket CTHULHUIST!!!!!